Dear God: Just cuz I hated Ghost didn’t mean I was serious about those prayers. Signed, Me.

I’m a little surprised that a Video Music Award ceremony hosted by a cable network that barely runs music videos anymore is taken THIS seriously…by ANYBODY. So Kanye acted like a dick – big shock! Next time, act like a dick while wearing just a diaper – make some REAL news, for Chrissake…

Twilight, True Blood, Vampire Diaries…I’ll tell ya, the one thing I’m looking forward to about the return of the vampire trend, is when some black guy in sunglasses starts running around & hacking them to pieces – thus bringing it full circle once more…

History will be the judge. But hey, monkey masks!!!

http://www.pandorummovie.com/ This looks awesome, it will be viewed. Yes.

I dunno if all the good cartoons are on basic cable during prime time nowadays, but what’s on network TV Saturday mornings looks like the toy aisle at a Dollar Store.

Yeah, I got nothin else to add… http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/blog/cagewriter/post/Mighty-Morphin-Power-Ranger-morphs-into-an-MMA-f?urn=mma,186758

…Who knew that the film role that would FINALLY make Christina Ricci look like a normal person and not a big-eyed freak, was that of an anime character? Also: Matthew Fox would make a BITCHIN’ Daredevil.

At 8:52am this morning, on a park bench across from my job there was a dead body covered in a sheet, surrounded by police. At 12:52pm, that same bench was loaded with yuppies eating lunch. Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da, indeed…