Tales from Tenth Grade Bio

November 23rd, 2009 1 comment

So Julio the Class Clown leans over and asks me, “Does your mother hit you?” “What? No,” I answered. He smirks and says, “She hits you – I can tell…” I turned to him: “No, YOUR mother hits me. She needs to stop being so rough.” Silence. He turns away. “His mom’s dead,” Karen whispers [...]

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Just Sayin’…

November 19th, 2009 No comments

I don’t know about anybody else, but it seems to me that a REAL “smart phone” would know how to treat this tumor it’s giving me.

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A Prediction That Can’t Happen Soon Enough

November 18th, 2009 No comments

As the sound and confusion continues to fade over “Going Rogue” (and its cover price continues to drop), people will realize that Sarah Palin isn’t the one with the story. BRISTOL is. At the center of Bristol’s story is the narrative of Everywoman, USA: “How a Boy and My Mother Fucked Up My Life.”

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Aww man, nobody wants to see that…

November 17th, 2009 No comments

Although you know Shipwreck would have been all over Silver Surfer’s shit. What happens on shoreleave stays on shoreleave, knowhatimsayin.

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November 15th, 2009 No comments

It sells product, take for example the new games Dragon Age and Modern Warfare2. In Dragon Age you can kill children, in MW2 you have the option to butcher civilians to maintain your cover. You know that though. Until I see Sim:Concentration Camp, all these developers are just a bunch of bitches. That’s right, I’m [...]

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