Thought for the day…

March 31st, 2010 No comments

It’s not the first hitchhiker that’s the problem. It’s the last one…

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Dragon Age: Awakenings…

March 27th, 2010 No comments

Or whatever the hell it’s called. I have a serious fundamental problem with this thing, mostly with calling it an expansion. Based on the choices I made while playing the actual game, my character died, so, how in the flying blue monkey fuck am I supposed to participate in an “expansion” set after the events [...]

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When A Picture’s Worth Thirteen Words

March 16th, 2010 No comments

I think this is what Bill Hicks meant when he said, “By the way, anybody here who is in marketing or advertising: kill yourself.” 

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Hunh.

March 14th, 2010 No comments

I just learned what vaginismus is – sounds a lot like what I picture when a fussy baby refuses to eat. ‘Cept, you know…down there.

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Those Were the Days…

March 10th, 2010 No comments

THINGS I MISS: The old Playland arcades off Times Square. THINGS I DO NOT MISS: The Asian hustler kids who used to haunt the old Playland arcades off Times Square. “Oooh, Can I join in? I never play that game before!” Riiiight – so why is there a picture of you on the Credits Screen with [...]

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The Definition of Perspective

March 9th, 2010 No comments

Consider that EVERYTHING that human societies have ever been founded upon can be boiled down to one essential premise: “cuz some guy said so.”

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My script for Iron Man 2

March 8th, 2010 No comments

Tony Stark walks into his lab, completely drunk off of his ass and climbs into his Iron Man suit. Unfortunately for Tony the suit has been implemented with a state mandated breathalyzer that he must pass before it will power up. Tony gives it a shot despite being four sheets to the wind, which subsequently [...]

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