It’s not the first hitchhiker that’s the problem. It’s the last one…

Or whatever the hell it’s called. I have a serious fundamental problem with this thing, mostly with calling it an expansion. Based on the choices I made while playing the actual game, my character died, so, how in the flying blue monkey fuck am I supposed to participate in an “expansion” set after the events [...]

I think this is what Bill Hicks meant when he said, “By the way, anybody here who is in marketing or advertising: kill yourself.” 

I just learned what vaginismus is – sounds a lot like what I picture when a fussy baby refuses to eat. ‘Cept, you know…down there.

THINGS I MISS: The old Playland arcades off Times Square. THINGS I DO NOT MISS: The Asian hustler kids who used to haunt the old Playland arcades off Times Square. “Oooh, Can I join in? I never play that game before!” Riiiight – so why is there a picture of you on the Credits Screen with [...]

Consider that EVERYTHING that human societies have ever been founded upon can be boiled down to one essential premise: “cuz some guy said so.”

Tony Stark walks into his lab, completely drunk off of his ass and climbs into his Iron Man suit. Unfortunately for Tony the suit has been implemented with a state mandated breathalyzer that he must pass before it will power up. Tony gives it a shot despite being four sheets to the wind, which subsequently [...]