noone gives a shit about the Great Lakes Avengers

…that about says it.

So, they cast a black dude, to play a Norse god that Norse saga refers to as “The White God”. Which is just bizarre enough but… Just cause Iron Man got a black sidekick doesn’t mean Thor needs one too. And really, hes the gatekeeper for Asgard. Why’s the black guy gotta be cast as [...]

Tony Stark walks into his lab, completely drunk off of his ass and climbs into his Iron Man suit. Unfortunately for Tony the suit has been implemented with a state mandated breathalyzer that he must pass before it will power up. Tony gives it a shot despite being four sheets to the wind, which subsequently [...]

“Jimi Hendrix died in a pool of his own vomit. Do you know how much you have to puke before you fill a pool?” – Bill Hicks.