I should be afraid of getting killed by the zombies/aliens/monsters/monkeys/old people…

So I finished the main storyline of the game last night. Overall, I enjoyed the mechanics and the gameplay, but I’ve got to say the storyline in general and the structure of the storyline didn’t really do it for me. All the mini-games and the WoW style go fetch and gather quests worked together quite [...]

Yeah, I know I’m a little bit behind but I just had to get this out there. I’m like 2 hrs into this game and I have no goddamned clue wtf is going on. I’m controlling the 3rd “party” which is a refugee kid who just watched his mother die and forgot to bring the [...]

Or whatever the hell it’s called. I have a serious fundamental problem with this thing, mostly with calling it an expansion. Based on the choices I made while playing the actual game, my character died, so, how in the flying blue monkey fuck am I supposed to participate in an “expansion” set after the events [...]

THINGS I MISS: The old Playland arcades off Times Square. THINGS I DO NOT MISS: The Asian hustler kids who used to haunt the old Playland arcades off Times Square. “Oooh, Can I join in? I never play that game before!” Riiiight – so why is there a picture of you on the Credits Screen with [...]

It sells product, take for example the new games Dragon Age and Modern Warfare2. In Dragon Age you can kill children, in MW2 you have the option to butcher civilians to maintain your cover. You know that though. Until I see Sim:Concentration Camp, all these developers are just a bunch of bitches. That’s right, I’m [...]