Predators

July 18th, 2010 No comments

I liked it. It was a decent remake of the original film, which was all I really expected of it. If you go into this expecting War and Peace, or in depth character development and motivation, you are stupid and deserve to be disappointed. That said, it did have some issues. 1. Laurence Fishburne’s character [...]

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Heimdall…

May 1st, 2010 No comments

So, they cast a black dude, to play a Norse god that Norse saga refers to as “The White God”. Which is just bizarre enough but… Just cause Iron Man got a black sidekick doesn’t mean Thor needs one too. And really, hes the gatekeeper for Asgard. Why’s the black guy gotta be cast as [...]

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My script for Iron Man 2

March 8th, 2010 No comments

Tony Stark walks into his lab, completely drunk off of his ass and climbs into his Iron Man suit. Unfortunately for Tony the suit has been implemented with a state mandated breathalyzer that he must pass before it will power up. Tony gives it a shot despite being four sheets to the wind, which subsequently [...]

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Sci-Fi Monster Goodness

September 9th, 2009 No comments

http://www.pandorummovie.com/ This looks awesome, it will be viewed. Yes.

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Random Thought While Watching the Speed Racer Movie…

September 7th, 2009 No comments

…Who knew that the film role that would FINALLY make Christina Ricci look like a normal person and not a big-eyed freak, was that of an anime character? Also: Matthew Fox would make a BITCHIN’ Daredevil.

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Thought for the Day

August 31st, 2009 No comments

Megan Fox is pretty hot for a dude.

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