I feel like someone needs to justify to me why a thing like “slutty ninja turtle” is a costume that exists. I’m looking at you Hot Topic.

So apparently being the only guy in the sushi bar to laugh out loud at the little kid on TV crying because his soccer team is getting curb stomped makes me the asshole…

I liked it. It was a decent remake of the original film, which was all I really expected of it. If you go into this expecting War and Peace, or in depth character development and motivation, you are stupid and deserve to be disappointed. That said, it did have some issues. 1. Laurence Fishburne’s character [...]

I don’t go around thinking about racism 24/7, but I’d really like to be able to hear the phrase “Southern Hospitality” and NOT picture a lynching.

Yeah, I know I’m a little bit behind but I just had to get this out there. I’m like 2 hrs into this game and I have no goddamned clue wtf is going on. I’m controlling the 3rd “party” which is a refugee kid who just watched his mother die and forgot to bring the [...]

Kirk ‘Milk Dee’ Robinson of the Bklyn duo Audio Two was actually a quarter Jewish on his mother’s side. So when he busted up a party, he’d feel a LITTLE guilt…

I auditioned for a spot with the House of Pain once. Sadly, I didn’t make the cut – apparently when the girl steps up after an ass-serving, it’s not enough to firmly but politely tell her to mind her own business.

Looking at him now, I don’t think Ric Flair so much jumped the shark, as he did climb on top of the shark, and then wait for Dusty Rhodes Magnum TA Ronnie Garvin Barry Windham Nikita Koloff Ricky Steamboat Sting to throw him off.

It’s probably a good idea, for any situation you enter, to keep the worst case scenario in the back of your mind. So when you’re chatting up that looker at the bar, ask yourself: can y’picture raising a kid with’em?

It’s not the first hitchhiker that’s the problem. It’s the last one…