Heed Well, the Lesson of the Nature Boy…

April 17th, 2010 No comments

Looking at him now, I don’t think Ric Flair so much jumped the shark, as he did climb on top of the shark, and then wait for Dusty Rhodes Magnum TA Ronnie Garvin Barry Windham Nikita Koloff Ricky Steamboat Sting to throw him off.

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Best Advice I’ve Ever Gotten…

April 3rd, 2010 No comments

It’s probably a good idea, for any situation you enter, to keep the worst case scenario in the back of your mind. So when you’re chatting up that looker at the bar, ask yourself: can y’picture raising a kid with’em?

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Thought for the day…

March 31st, 2010 No comments

It’s not the first hitchhiker that’s the problem. It’s the last one…

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When A Picture’s Worth Thirteen Words

March 16th, 2010 No comments

I think this is what Bill Hicks meant when he said, “By the way, anybody here who is in marketing or advertising: kill yourself.” 

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Hunh.

March 14th, 2010 No comments

I just learned what vaginismus is – sounds a lot like what I picture when a fussy baby refuses to eat. ‘Cept, you know…down there.

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Those Were the Days…

March 10th, 2010 No comments

THINGS I MISS: The old Playland arcades off Times Square. THINGS I DO NOT MISS: The Asian hustler kids who used to haunt the old Playland arcades off Times Square. “Oooh, Can I join in? I never play that game before!” Riiiight – so why is there a picture of you on the Credits Screen with [...]

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The Definition of Perspective

March 9th, 2010 No comments

Consider that EVERYTHING that human societies have ever been founded upon can be boiled down to one essential premise: “cuz some guy said so.”

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My script for Iron Man 2

March 8th, 2010 No comments

Tony Stark walks into his lab, completely drunk off of his ass and climbs into his Iron Man suit. Unfortunately for Tony the suit has been implemented with a state mandated breathalyzer that he must pass before it will power up. Tony gives it a shot despite being four sheets to the wind, which subsequently [...]

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If I could be serious for a minute…

January 8th, 2010 1 comment

Before you read this: Please don’t judge me… I’m just sharing my story because people asked… Wow… okay, I wasn’t sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it’s late and I’m sleep deprived so i guess I’ll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/ First of [...]

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I say really retarded shit sometimes…

January 5th, 2010 No comments

JEV: jeebus, there is an entire category on the app store front page right now called “best swinging game” WanderingMonster: uh WanderingMonster: wow WanderingMonster: that category needs a WHOLE lot of context WanderingMonster: cause… thats a whole different section of craigslist….

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