It’s not the first hitchhiker that’s the problem. It’s the last one…

I think this is what Bill Hicks meant when he said, “By the way, anybody here who is in marketing or advertising: kill yourself.” 

I just learned what vaginismus is – sounds a lot like what I picture when a fussy baby refuses to eat. ‘Cept, you know…down there.

THINGS I MISS: The old Playland arcades off Times Square. THINGS I DO NOT MISS: The Asian hustler kids who used to haunt the old Playland arcades off Times Square. “Oooh, Can I join in? I never play that game before!” Riiiight – so why is there a picture of you on the Credits Screen with [...]

Consider that EVERYTHING that human societies have ever been founded upon can be boiled down to one essential premise: “cuz some guy said so.”

Tony Stark walks into his lab, completely drunk off of his ass and climbs into his Iron Man suit. Unfortunately for Tony the suit has been implemented with a state mandated breathalyzer that he must pass before it will power up. Tony gives it a shot despite being four sheets to the wind, which subsequently [...]

Before you read this: Please don’t judge me… I’m just sharing my story because people asked… Wow… okay, I wasn’t sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it’s late and I’m sleep deprived so i guess I’ll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/ First of [...]

JEV: jeebus, there is an entire category on the app store front page right now called “best swinging game” WanderingMonster: uh WanderingMonster: wow WanderingMonster: that category needs a WHOLE lot of context WanderingMonster: cause… thats a whole different section of craigslist….

“Jimi Hendrix died in a pool of his own vomit. Do you know how much you have to puke before you fill a pool?” – Bill Hicks.

A black man applying to join the Ku Klux Klan, and then suing them for discrimination when they say no.