Dude’s Got a Point…

December 27th, 2009 No comments

“Jimi Hendrix died in a pool of his own vomit. Do you know how much you have to puke before you fill a pool?” – Bill Hicks.

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Something I’d Like to See

December 14th, 2009 No comments

A black man applying to join the Ku Klux Klan, and then suing them for discrimination when they say no.

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Tales from Tenth Grade Bio

November 23rd, 2009 1 comment

So Julio the Class Clown leans over and asks me, “Does your mother hit you?” “What? No,” I answered. He smirks and says, “She hits you – I can tell…” I turned to him: “No, YOUR mother hits me. She needs to stop being so rough.” Silence. He turns away. “His mom’s dead,” Karen whispers [...]

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Just Sayin’…

November 19th, 2009 No comments

I don’t know about anybody else, but it seems to me that a REAL “smart phone” would know how to treat this tumor it’s giving me.

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A Prediction That Can’t Happen Soon Enough

November 18th, 2009 No comments

As the sound and confusion continues to fade over “Going Rogue” (and its cover price continues to drop), people will realize that Sarah Palin isn’t the one with the story. BRISTOL is. At the center of Bristol’s story is the narrative of Everywoman, USA: “How a Boy and My Mother Fucked Up My Life.”

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Learn Something New Every Day

October 20th, 2009 No comments

Coffee sweetened with sugar: Good. Coffee sweetened with Nestle’s Quik: BETTER!

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Just to Clear the Air…

September 15th, 2009 No comments

Dear God: Just cuz I hated Ghost didn’t mean I was serious about those prayers. Signed, Me.

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Reading up on the VMAs…

September 13th, 2009 No comments

I’m a little surprised that a Video Music Award ceremony hosted by a cable network that barely runs music videos anymore is taken THIS seriously…by ANYBODY. So Kanye acted like a dick – big shock! Next time, act like a dick while wearing just a diaper – make some REAL news, for Chrissake…

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Any Day Now…

September 13th, 2009 No comments

Twilight, True Blood, Vampire Diaries…I’ll tell ya, the one thing I’m looking forward to about the return of the vampire trend, is when some black guy in sunglasses starts running around & hacking them to pieces – thus bringing it full circle once more…

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Hero or Criminal Mastermind?

September 10th, 2009 No comments

History will be the judge. But hey, monkey masks!!!

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