May 28th, 2010 No comments

Yeah, I know I’m a little bit behind but I just had to get this out there. I’m like 2 hrs into this game and I have no goddamned clue wtf is going on. I’m controlling the 3rd “party” which is a refugee kid who just watched his mother die and forgot to bring the [...]

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May 1st, 2010 No comments

So, they cast a black dude, to play a Norse god that Norse saga refers to as “The White God”. Which is just bizarre enough but… Just cause Iron Man got a black sidekick doesn’t mean Thor needs one too. And really, hes the gatekeeper for Asgard. Why’s the black guy gotta be cast as [...]

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Thought for the day…

March 31st, 2010 No comments

It’s not the first hitchhiker that’s the problem. It’s the last one…

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Dragon Age: Awakenings…

March 27th, 2010 No comments

Or whatever the hell it’s called. I have a serious fundamental problem with this thing, mostly with calling it an expansion. Based on the choices I made while playing the actual game, my character died, so, how in the flying blue monkey fuck am I supposed to participate in an “expansion” set after the events [...]

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My script for Iron Man 2

March 8th, 2010 No comments

Tony Stark walks into his lab, completely drunk off of his ass and climbs into his Iron Man suit. Unfortunately for Tony the suit has been implemented with a state mandated breathalyzer that he must pass before it will power up. Tony gives it a shot despite being four sheets to the wind, which subsequently [...]

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If I could be serious for a minute…

January 8th, 2010 1 comment

Before you read this: Please don’t judge me… I’m just sharing my story because people asked… Wow… okay, I wasn’t sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it’s late and I’m sleep deprived so i guess I’ll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/ First of [...]

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I say really retarded shit sometimes…

January 5th, 2010 No comments

JEV: jeebus, there is an entire category on the app store front page right now called “best swinging game” WanderingMonster: uh WanderingMonster: wow WanderingMonster: that category needs a WHOLE lot of context WanderingMonster: cause… thats a whole different section of craigslist….

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Aww man, nobody wants to see that…

November 17th, 2009 No comments

Although you know Shipwreck would have been all over Silver Surfer’s shit. What happens on shoreleave stays on shoreleave, knowhatimsayin.

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November 15th, 2009 No comments

It sells product, take for example the new games Dragon Age and Modern Warfare2. In Dragon Age you can kill children, in MW2 you have the option to butcher civilians to maintain your cover. You know that though. Until I see Sim:Concentration Camp, all these developers are just a bunch of bitches. That’s right, I’m [...]

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Hero or Criminal Mastermind?

September 10th, 2009 No comments

History will be the judge. But hey, monkey masks!!!

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