Uhyeah…

August 23rd, 2010 No comments

…that about says it.

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Just Sayin’…

June 7th, 2010 2 comments

I don’t go around thinking about racism 24/7, but I’d really like to be able to hear the phrase “Southern Hospitality” and NOT picture a lynching.

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Little Known Facts from the Old School

May 28th, 2010 No comments

Kirk ‘Milk Dee’ Robinson of the Bklyn duo Audio Two was actually a quarter Jewish on his mother’s side. So when he busted up a party, he’d feel a LITTLE guilt…

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Confessions of a Dork

April 21st, 2010 No comments

I auditioned for a spot with the House of Pain once. Sadly, I didn’t make the cut – apparently when the girl steps up after an ass-serving, it’s not enough to firmly but politely tell her to mind her own business.

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Heed Well, the Lesson of the Nature Boy…

April 17th, 2010 No comments

Looking at him now, I don’t think Ric Flair so much jumped the shark, as he did climb on top of the shark, and then wait for Dusty Rhodes Magnum TA Ronnie Garvin Barry Windham Nikita Koloff Ricky Steamboat Sting to throw him off.

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Best Advice I’ve Ever Gotten…

April 3rd, 2010 No comments

It’s probably a good idea, for any situation you enter, to keep the worst case scenario in the back of your mind. So when you’re chatting up that looker at the bar, ask yourself: can y’picture raising a kid with’em?

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When A Picture’s Worth Thirteen Words

March 16th, 2010 No comments

I think this is what Bill Hicks meant when he said, “By the way, anybody here who is in marketing or advertising:¬†kill yourself.”¬†

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The Definition of Perspective

March 9th, 2010 No comments

Consider that EVERYTHING that human societies have ever been founded upon can be boiled down to one essential premise: “cuz some guy said so.”

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Dude’s Got a Point…

December 27th, 2009 No comments

“Jimi Hendrix died in a pool of his own vomit. Do you know how much you have to puke before you fill a pool?” – Bill Hicks.

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Something I’d Like to See

December 14th, 2009 No comments

A black man applying to join the Ku Klux Klan, and then suing them for discrimination when they say no.

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