I was informed today that Bendis is gone from The Avengers.
Since its been a little while since I read an Avengers book my question was: Which Avengers?
- Mighty Avengers?
- Dark Avengers?
- New Avengers?
- Secret Avengers?
- Young Avengers?
- Fluffy Avengers?
Seriously, I mean, I’m a fan and all but give me a break. There is a reason all of the Avengers spinoff books failed before, noone gives a shit about the Great Lakes Avengers. Ok, maybe West Coast Avengers I get, but really, you guys have Quinjets you’re telling me you can’t project force from NYC to fucking Michigan?
Worst. Superheroes. Ever.
Though, I would like to see a Dirty South Avengers book. I’d read the hell out of that. Andre 3000 could be the butler at the mansion, it would be sweet.
I just put that shit out there in the universe didn’t I?
Quesada’s ears are tingling somewhere.
Avengers: Hotlanta, c’mon Joe make it happen!