My script for Iron Man 2

Tony Stark walks into his lab, completely drunk off of his ass and climbs into his Iron Man suit. Unfortunately for Tony the suit has been implemented with a state mandated breathalyzer that he must pass before it will power up. Tony gives it a shot despite being four sheets to the wind, which subsequently “kills” the power to the suit completely as a result of him failing the breathalyzer horribly, thus stopping his heart and killing him dead.

From off camera comes Captain America. “Remember kids, Captain America doesn’t drink and drive and neither should you.” *muttering to himself* “Registration act my star spangled ass.”

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