So I was at the mall yesterday…

October 7th, 2015 No comments

I feel like someone needs to justify to me why a thing like “slutty ninja turtle” is a costume that exists. I’m looking at you Hot Topic.

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I dont’ get it.

July 20th, 2014 No comments

So apparently being the only guy in the sushi bar to laugh out loud at the little kid on TV crying because his soccer team is getting curb stomped makes me the asshole…

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Ya know…

February 26th, 2012 No comments

There’s a reason we call them Video GAMES. If they were Video STORIES, they would be called MOVIES… just sayin.

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I feel like I’m a bad nerd.

January 19th, 2012 No comments

I should be afraid of getting killed by the zombies/aliens/monsters/monkeys/old people…

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Avengers!!! Drop it like it’s hot!!

December 8th, 2011 No comments

noone gives a shit about the Great Lakes Avengers

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Red Dead Redemption

July 19th, 2010 1 comment

So I finished the main storyline of the game last night. Overall, I enjoyed the mechanics and the gameplay, but I’ve got to say the storyline in general and the structure of the storyline didn’t really do it for me. All the mini-games and the WoW style go fetch and gather quests worked together quite [...]

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Predators

July 18th, 2010 No comments

I liked it. It was a decent remake of the original film, which was all I really expected of it. If you go into this expecting War and Peace, or in depth character development and motivation, you are stupid and deserve to be disappointed. That said, it did have some issues. 1. Laurence Fishburne’s character [...]

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FFXIII

May 28th, 2010 No comments

Yeah, I know I’m a little bit behind but I just had to get this out there. I’m like 2 hrs into this game and I have no goddamned clue wtf is going on. I’m controlling the 3rd “party” which is a refugee kid who just watched his mother die and forgot to bring the [...]

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Thought for the day…

March 31st, 2010 No comments

It’s not the first hitchhiker that’s the problem. It’s the last one…

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Dragon Age: Awakenings…

March 27th, 2010 No comments

Or whatever the hell it’s called. I have a serious fundamental problem with this thing, mostly with calling it an expansion. Based on the choices I made while playing the actual game, my character died, so, how in the flying blue monkey fuck am I supposed to participate in an “expansion” set after the events [...]

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